Never Coming Down Hawaiian Shirt
Step into the cosmic carnival of your own mind. This isn’t just a Hawaiian shirt-it’s an acid-drenched stairway to the subconscious. A Fever-Dream Hawaiian Special stitched together with molten lava clouds and a thousand watchful eyes, all whispering “keep climbing.”
Spin around and the back reveals the Ride Attendant: A Jester Deity snarling from the threshold of another dimension, laughing straight into your cortex. He’s not here to stop you; he’s here to dare you. A snarling, radioactive guardian telling you the only way out is up, and the higher you go, the more the ground beneath you stops existing.
This isn’t a shirt for civilians. It’s for psychonauts, midnight gamblers, and anyone deranged enough to treat reality like it’s a poorly managed amusement park. Put it on, button up, and prepare to ascend the mental stairs until gravity, sanity, and God Himself give up trying to hold you down.
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More details
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
- Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
- Breathable and moisture-wicking material
- Regular fit
- UPF50+ protection
- Extended size range: 2XS–6XL
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shadow Supply Co
- Email: yamidews-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and formaldehyde, lead, cadmium, phthalates, azo dyes, bisphenols and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Never Coming Down Hawaiian Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
2XS
|
20 1/2
|
30.1
|
10.2
|
|
XS
|
21.3
|
30 1/2
|
10.2
|
|
S
|
22
|
30.9
|
10.2
|
|
M
|
22.8
|
31.3
|
10.2
|
|
L
|
24.4
|
32.1
|
10.4
|
|
XL
|
26
|
32.9
|
10.6
|
|
2XL
|
27.6
|
33.7
|
10.8
|
|
3XL
|
29.1
|
35
|
11
|
|
4XL
|
30.7
|
35.8
|
11.2
|
|
5XL
|
32.3
|
36.6
|
11.4
|
|
6XL
|
33.9
|
37.4
|
11.6
|